Considering some decorations for the side panels of my Model CI. It strikes me that a Dalek arm weapon would fit perfectly on the side panel. Then the other side could have round designs to fit the theme. But I would like it to be the super elaborate gunstick from the latest episode, Resolution.
As a connoisseur of the caution sign, I really enjoyed these gorgeous, strange, slightly disturbing safety posters from WWII-era Britain. There are stylized warnings about driving at night, about putting an eye out with that thing, about what happens if you are very imprudent with boxes, giant boards, and ladders, and then a jolly man … Continue reading “Bad tests sink ships, or something”
This is hardly a bad invention. It is sheer genius, because dumplings are fucking delicious. And because I don’t have time to create it, I give it to you. The Dumpling Compass! Dumpling Compass is a phone app that points you towards the nearest dumpling source. Consider the miracle of the dumpling. The basic idea … Continue reading “Bad Inventions: Dumpling Compass!”
I have two more bad inventions to add to the world, both cat-related! Think how awesome it would be if we had cat treats that had the varied textures of dead mice! Pampered indoor cats could have the fun of chewing on the leathery outer skin made of meat jerky, crunching the fake bones, savoring … Continue reading “Bad inventions: Dead mouse cat treats”
The Catula, or Cat Spatula, is a ridiculous invention meant to help kind-hearted cat owners to move their cats from one place to another. It would gently pick up and move a cat from a shady place on the floor to a new, sunny patch. If your cats are asleep in a cute position on … Continue reading “Bad invention: The Catula!”
I have endless frivolous bad inventions! World, I bring you . . . the Beer Hat Neti Pot. Beer hats are those contraptions that rig up two cans of beer on your head, one on either side of a hat, with plastic tubing so that the beer siphons into your mouth. You can be too … Continue reading “Beer Hat Neti Pot”
Here’s a silly tshirt for people who write in vim or vi. Do you prefer the good attitude? Or bad? vi bad attitude by lizzardhenryDesign a personalized tshirt Using zazzle.comBrowse other Humor Sayings T-Shirts :w! by lizzardhenryCreate personalized t-shirts At www.Zazzle.comBrowse Computers Science Technology T-Shirts
We interrupt this serious broadcast to say that there should be more Pac Man and Space Invaders cookies. Someday I’ll make myself Pacman cookie cutters. Space Invaders cookie cutters would be great too. Also, someday I’d like to create the entire Pacman board out of cookies. The fruit should be made from marzipan! It’s not … Continue reading “Pacman Cookies”
Uh oh, I had a beer in front of a videoblogger! In which I tipsily endorse Batman Pez for President, since he will be my puppet. I wasn’t the only one, but where are the videos of other people making asses of themselves? Then you can see it properly in context.
Skud blogged a very funny comparison of geek vs. non-geek dress codes. I think the geek code allows for a more fine-grained analysis! THE GEEK DRESS CODEWith elements of clothing listed in order of ascending formality================================================================ Shirts: Tshirt your mom bought you at Kmart when you were in high school. Ill fitting; 80s colored; perhaps … Continue reading “Geek dress code, Silicon Valley version”