Bad Inventions: Scratching Post Pants and Cat Tree Suit

In the fine tradition of terrible cat-related inventions, I present: the Cat Tree Suit! Cover some knee-high leather boots with sisal rope, or just staple the rope all over a pair of jeans. Scratching Post Pants! Optional hip belt with built-in ledge for the cat to rest at the halfway mark as it climbs. The … Continue reading “Bad Inventions: Scratching Post Pants and Cat Tree Suit”

Bad inventions: Dead mouse cat treats

I have two more bad inventions to add to the world, both cat-related! Think how awesome it would be if we had cat treats that had the varied textures of dead mice! Pampered indoor cats could have the fun of chewing on the leathery outer skin made of meat jerky, crunching the fake bones, savoring … Continue reading “Bad inventions: Dead mouse cat treats”