The power of glue and wheatpaste

I love to make paper maché piñatas and recently have been working on some cardboard and paper mache furniture. It is relaxing because it isn’t writing and isn’t a computer, hurrah! The furniture is a large cardboard box that my parents had been using as a patio table after moving into their new condo. My mom liked it because it is super light weight and the perfect height for her morning coffee. But guess what, someone complained to the HOA that it looked trashy!

Thus my giant plan to paper mache this 2 and a half foot square box. I added some extra cardboard inside for structural support, but unfortunately only along the edges. Now I wish I’d folded a piece zig-zag and taped it into the middle so the middle wouldn’t sag. Oh well! The two saggy sides just shouldn’t be the ones facing up and there are other flatter bits to be the surface of the table. To add a little extra smoothness I am going to experiment with a thin layer of drywall stuff (left over by our contractors). Then, sand it lightly by hand, then seal it with some spar varnish (against mice and damp), then spray paint, then probably I’ll do another layer of spar varnish.

If all goes well, it will look classy as fuck but we will know that inside, it’s still the same damn box!!

a box covered in wet newspaper on the grass surrounded by piles of supplies, flour and water

Meanwhile on the collage and decoupage front! I used to make collages for zines and flyers and have an old clippings file somewhere in the basement, but I thought I’d make a new one file and run a drop-in workshop at the SF Disability Cultural Center in a couple of weeks. I have a call out on the neighborhood free exchange group for magazines but in the meantime I cut up an old New Yorker that someone put into my little free library. and then figured I would write a little how-to for decoupaging. It may not be the 100% best way, but here is what I do!

The basic idea is you are going to make a collage, but are going to utterly saturate and cover it with tough clear glue, to form a durable coat on top.

Supplies to gather

* scissors
* glue – school or wood glue is ok but Mod Podge is great!
* paper (see below for tips on gathering paper)
* scrap newspaper or sheets of scrap paper (to protect your table)

Optional supplies that will make your life easier

* a glue stick
* a repositionable glue stick! (special !)
* an exacto knife
* Bandaids (hahahah oops)
* wax paper (very useful for putting under your object while gluing)
* a brush, small bits of sponge, a rag, a wet rag

1. Get some colorful or interesting bits of paper
This can be magazines, colored tissue paper, origami paper, wrapping paper, newsprint, napkins, concert programs, flyers, ticket stubs, or other ephemera. Anything is good. Thick glossy cardstock can even work. You can print things from the internet, or draw something yourself.

2. Get a file folder or envelope or two to hold your clippings.
This doesn’t have to be anything special. I like big flat mailer envelopes, which I save sometimes from mail I get, but you can also just grab one free at the post office. A manila folder or two will fit inside it! Or you can use smaller mailing envelopes or just a piece of paper folded in half to hold your clippings inside the big envelope.

3. Cut up your magazine(s)
Cut out anything colorful. A big advertisement may have areas of interesting color. I generally cut around the bits that have people and words, and snip out the scraps of plain colors or patterns. Words can be fun too but you really want to build up a variety of colors and shapes! Put it all in your clippings folder and envelope!

It took me maybe 10-15 minutes to cut everything nifty out of this New Yorker — and here it is:
a pile of small pieces of colorful paper clipped from a magazine, spread out on a manila folder

4. Start your layout
You might have a look at your clippings and the thing you are going to decorate, and pick out a few colors, patterns, or decide on some kind of theme. Then start with large pieces first, and add smaller pieces afterwards. You can tack paper down with a little bit of glue stick to start with.

I used some scrap printer paper underneath my project to avoid getting glue all over the table but then switched to wax paper so that my table-protecting layer wouldn’t stick to the project. Wax paper works really well (or parchment paper).

a plain white mailing envelope with a few bits of magazine ads glued on, surrounded by working supplies like glue and scissors

5. Saturate and cover with ModPodge!
Once you get a bunch of it done or have covered one surface, slap on your Mod Podge or other clear glue. If your paper is lightly tacked down, or is thick, then re-glue its underside. If it is already nicely attached or it’s very thin paper like from a magazine, slather the glue on top and let it soak through.

I actually use my fingers for this because I don’t mind being grubby and I like the sense of fine control and being able to smooth it all down. (Do wash your hands or clean them off on a damp rag after the glueing!) But you can also use a small bit of kitchen sponge (tear or cut it up ) or a bit of rag, or an actual paintbrush to apply the glue.

5. Let it dry completely
Don’t touch it while it’s drying or the color might come off onto your fingers!
After it is dry, you could add another layer of Mod Podge or glue if you like, or coat it with some other clear stuff. If you want it to be super tough and weatherproof, look into different kinds of top coats!

Or, you might need to flip it over (onto wax paper!) and decoupage or decorate the other side.

scissors, glue, wax paper, and an envelope covered in bits of paper

The actual decoupaging step for one side of this envelope was about 10 minutes. I decided to stick to a few colors and big pieces for the background and then slap a little crossword puzzle solution on top. (An unsolved puzzle design will go on the back of the envelope later!) I opened the flap of the envelope to cover it too, which meant putting wax paper inside the envelope was crucial so the flap wouldn’t stick to things it shouldn’t.

I like how it came out!

the finished small envelope, colorfully decorated, smooth and glossy

I may add a fastener to the flap, or leave it open and use it as a sticker pouch in my wheelchair side pocket.

Small envelopes like this are also great if you decorate the “open” side and then glue the “front” side (undecorated) into the back cover of a journal or blank notebook for a nice little pocket.

Weird SF and a kids’ book binge

I did a lot of trying to say no to things and step down from things I wasn’t doing (well enough, or in some cases, at all) which was kind of my therapy homework and which was very difficult. Why is focusing so difficult? Why can’t we live 6 lives at once??? Why am I getting older and more tired? It just has to be.

More centrally (the therapy part I suppose) What if I didn’t feel like I was somehow failing all the time and disappointing people? I think last time I said this in semi-public a little group of my friends stared at me silently, looked around the table at each other and then one of them as spokesperson explained that when I said things like that with all the things I actually do manage to accomplish, I was insulting them. Like if I thought that harshly of myself, when I had a job, was in grad school, had a toddler, and was still also doing extra projects, then… how was I judging them? Years later I still think of this (thanks elaine) and how helpful it was at giving me a kick in the ass. (Not an instant fix obviously, but a useful insight)

Dealing lots with architects/contractors. There is some little thing every day and a bigger meeting once a week. Construction continues under our house. Someday, someday! we will live in that bit of house, it will all have wheelchair access, I will have a REAL BATH and soak and read in the tub, without the noise of power tools, and I will get to fix up the garden again to enjoy it.

Last week and this week, I’m focusing in on work for DIFxTech and on GOAT. I even got a little help from M. in discussing how to catalogue and tag some of the GOAT archive – how useful to have another librarian in the family! And both kids were here last week and are now back at school while Danny is in Europe till the end of the week.

Annoyingly I not only got a cold (not Covid thankfully) but also got my period for the 2nd time in the past year, resetting my menopause clock so I will still be officially “perimenopause” till at least next January. Mother of God, I was so fucking pissed, it was so great to have it over with, but no. Fuck!!

I took a sewing lesson in the Mission, making a striped velvet zippered throw pillow with fabric that reminded me of one of my grandmother’s couches that had similar colors and how I would lie on it and pet the velvet one way & then the other. Got my sewing machine out resolving to practice on it on some scraps but then realized the pedal was missing which led me to clean out the entire row of cabinets.

Will I actually learn to sew and finally complete the blue jean blanket of my dreams – modeled after that crazy quilt bed cover I slept under once in the 90s at Harry and Daffodil’s house, made of I think Daff’s former lover’s favorite jeans, with all the pockets and rips on top and the underneath soft with the texture of the inside-out frayed bits. It was comfy and comforting and so bittersweet to think of his love for this dead young man and all the ways the radical faerie & other community had come together & was grieving so hard. I have forgotten his name but not the love that whoever made the quilt had for him. I think he must have been an amazing person.

In reading this week and last:

Loved the Christopher Rowe books and short stories, tons of Weird Kentucky, the wonderful Navigating Fox, and I hope maybe there could be more about the detective dog. (Maybe a prequel so we also get the crow friend?)

I also loved Tuf Voyaging, which somehow I have never read. It’s a great read that comes off like light space opera, but which is actually kind of a complicated moral fable. The Portmaster was so interesting – like Martin trying to write in a super valid critique of his too powerful main character and what power does to him – I am always saying this so I warmed to it. It was like seeing him in dialogue with the ghostly hand of feminist science fiction, so I enjoyed that. Plus of course I warmed to the (too powerful) nerd hero and his cats and his (too powerful) spacecraft (as the youth say, he is “a bit acoustic” in a charming way.) Having the down to earth feministsf Portmaster tell him off repeatedly did not stop the OP MC one bit. But she wasn’t treated badly in the story, and she gets some kittens, and she had her own problematic behaviors; I liked how Martin treated her as a character.

Damiano by R.A. MacAvoy. Readble but not my favorite, a little too fetishy of a certain type of anguished christian man that just annoys me. I did like the witch Sara from Fennland for a moment, and then didn’t again (bad boyfriend, whinges too much about age) I also don’t think much of Damiano. Oops I accidentally slaughtered more people with my magic ™ waah waah oh my little doggie is so pure oh also my literal angel who i definitely don’t lust after, wahh wahh but also women are purty. Goth cosplay and a broken lute! The end. (Sorry everyone.)

Very, very, very annoyed by Rome of One’s Own, which I feared was going to annoy me. I had some hope it might be a nice overview, since “forgotten” women of history of basically anywhere and when is one of my very favorite things to read. Maybe I would learn something about women of ancient Rome. BUT NO. It’s so, so bad y’all. The most annoying kind of “history” book.

I want to just blast it with my scorn for a moment but let me set a background first. At best, the book is trying to explain that historical interpretation can change over time. But it fails to make that clear and usually ignores the historical context of it sources. Instead it messily conflates truth, what the authors of those sources (Livy, Ovid, or whoever) thought was true, what later generations thought, or may have thought, was true and how they interpreted a story about a particular woman, and then what the book’s author and apparently, her (British, women) readers will read into that story. Often kind of (and only kind of!) attributing agency, empowerment, or historical importance to the woman in the story.

If you want an example of this done incredibly well, I love how Margaret Reynolds approaches it in The Sappho Companion.

Rome of One’s Own did not do it well. It was like I was nonconsensually shunted into a wine o’clock mumsnet party who were all incoherently yelling “You go, girl!”

Please just go read some primary sources! OMFG!

There could have been a fine book here that clearly outlined, here’s some things that particular writers said about particular women who may or may not have been semi-mythical, and exactly when that was, and what else was going on, and then, what other people in England/Great Britain then said about those women in subsequent centuries and how they reinterpreted things in their own context! And then you could add your own Liberated Ladies perspective onto that but make it clear what you are DOING. you could write a popular audience history book that lays some coherent groundwork and is still readable!

And, only talking about what Livy and Ovid and like 3 other dudes said about some mythical women of Rome’s founding, does a huge disservice to all the cool history of regular people and women’s daily lives that we can look at from the past… century that puts it into actual context including with archeological sources!

Here is where I should recommend something better as an antidote and I do have examples but the first thing that comes to mind is Elizabeth Wayland Barber’s “Women’s Work” and of course Prehistoric Textiles. (Way too broad in scope, not actually Rome, but gives you actual information! that! is! organized!)

I then bounced hard off a detective thriller, Zero Day. It started OK promising a married pen testing duo and a competent hacker heroine and then went quickly to some places I did not want to go: a background of what sounds like violent/life threatening/maybe rapey abuse by her cop ex boyfriend, and her nice hacker husband murdered by chapter 2. I can’t read that shit while D. is out of town! Fuck no!

Not to mention, after the murder, she gets a mysterious email saying that there is a mysterious 1 million dollar life insurance policy and she CLICKS THE PDF IN THE EMAIL.

Nope nope nope! Must we?! NOT going to finish that one. If there is a less violent novel by Ruth Ware, with less dwelling on women’s fear, trauma, and fucking up, please let me know.

To clear my mind of all that, I went on a Project Gutenberg spree and downloaded a lot of dumb Angela Brazil books (The Jolliest Term on Record; Madcap of the School), an equally ridiculous Cherry Ames book, and Clematis by Bertha Browning Cobb which is a lovely book about a neglected orphan and her beloved kitten. And some things off the 19th century list of classic kids’ books. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_children%27s_classic_books that I haven’t read.

So in short, BRB, gonna play some jolly field hockey with my chums and then go back to my digs for tea and spiffing rock cake (wtf is that, i’m still not sure but it does not sound nice). Why is diggings, or digs, school slang for where you live? mining and miners? archaeology? something else?)