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Bad Inventions: Dumpling Compass!

This is hardly a bad invention. It is sheer genius, because dumplings are fucking delicious. And because I don’t have time to create it, I give it to you. The Dumpling Compass! Dumpling Compass is a phone app that points … Continue reading

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Bad inventions: Dead mouse cat treats

I have two more bad inventions to add to the world, both cat-related! Think how awesome it would be if we had cat treats that had the varied textures of dead mice! Pampered indoor cats could have the fun of … Continue reading

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Bad invention: The Catula!

The Catula, or Cat Spatula, is a ridiculous invention meant to help kind-hearted cat owners to move their cats from one place to another. It would gently pick up and move a cat from a shady place on the floor … Continue reading

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Beer Hat Neti Pot

I have endless frivolous bad inventions! World, I bring you . . . the Beer Hat Neti Pot. Beer hats are those contraptions that rig up two cans of beer on your head, one on either side of a hat, … Continue reading

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Silly geek tshirt

Here’s a silly tshirt for people who write in vim or vi. Do you prefer the good attitude? Or bad? vi bad attitude by lizzardhenryDesign a personalized tshirt Using zazzle.comBrowse other Humor Sayings T-Shirts :w! by lizzardhenryCreate personalized t-shirts At … Continue reading

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Pacman Cookies

We interrupt this serious broadcast to say that there should be more Pac Man and Space Invaders cookies. Someday I’ll make myself Pacman cookie cutters. Space Invaders cookie cutters would be great too. Also, someday I’d like to create the … Continue reading

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What happens at BlogHer… goes on teh Internets

Uh oh, I had a beer in front of a videoblogger! In which I tipsily endorse Batman Pez for President, since he will be my puppet. I wasn’t the only one, but where are the videos of other people making … Continue reading

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Geek dress code, Silicon Valley version

Skud blogged a very funny comparison of geek vs. non-geek dress codes. I think the geek code allows for a more fine-grained analysis! THE GEEK DRESS CODEWith elements of clothing listed in order of ascending formality================================================================ Shirts: Tshirt your mom … Continue reading

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Vanity, pride

oh yeah Originally uploaded by Liz Henry. For 41 bucks, I have bought the ability not to forget my license plate number. I know it’s silly, but it feels highly gratifying. I wish I’d thought of it to put on … Continue reading

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